MINIGAMES
A few ways to kill time between matches
Target Drill
Click the targets as fast as you can before time runs out.
Torture Paladin
Pick a weapon and watch it connect. Cartoon slapstick only — no gore, no stickmen actually harmed.
Catch a Fish
Cast, wait for a bite, then reel it in before it gets away.
Coins here are shared with Blackjack — same wallet, both games.
Upgrades
Fish Index — 0/0 Discovered
Blackjack
Dealer
You
Standard blackjack rules — dealer stands on 17, blackjack pays 3:2. Out of chips? The Paladin has a 1% chance of taking pity on you for 10 chips.
Chips here are shared with Catch a Fish and the rest of the Casino — same wallet.
Slots
Three different symbols loses your bet. Any matching pair pays 2x. All three matching pays 5x.
Chips here are shared with Catch a Fish and the rest of the Casino — same wallet.
Mines
More bombs means a bigger multiplier per safe tile, but a much riskier board. Cash out any time before you hit one.
Chips here are shared with Catch a Fish and the rest of the Casino — same wallet.
Dino Run
Space, Up Arrow, or tap the arena to jump. Down Arrow drops you fast if a jump is about to carry you into something. Pick a map before you start.
Powerups
Shield
Absorbs the next hit instead of ending your run.
Score x2
Doubles the points you earn for a few seconds.
Double Jump
Lets you jump a second time in mid-air.
Phase
Turns you briefly intangible — obstacles pass right through you.
Debuffs
Varying Speed
Your speed randomly jumps around instead of ramping up smoothly.
Blindness
Everything past a small radius around you goes dark.
Backwards
The world scrolls in reverse — deeply disorienting.
Heavy
Gravity gets much stronger, so jumps fall short.
Your Stats
Titles
Spend coins on a title to show off on this tab. Purely cosmetic — purchases are permanent.
Current title: Rookie